step one: pack clipper in suitcase. step two: board plane for cross-country flight. step three: attend wedding. step four: float idea of potential mohawk to drunken friends. step five: find willing barber. step six: remove shirt. step seven: receive mohawk. step eight: brush ya shoulders. step nine (optional): replace shirt. step ten: enjoy mohawk-invigorated afterparty.
YES! You only forgot one thing...step 10(a)...put Coolio's Fantastic Voyage CD single in the player and hit PLAY...and if you have it on cassette, that's even better, biatch!
ReplyDeleteI'm ready for another mohawk right now...self-induced!
Step 11... Then go immediately to Sister's wedding as best man.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeletethe question is why does the hair cutter have his shirt off??
ReplyDeleteway more intimate that way. duh
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