this is so fucking obvi. i mean, come on. if you want to really get up on some bacchanalian shit, you gotta start worshipping satan. or wait, is bacchus a god? ahh, fuck it who cares. that dude is irrelevant at this point, i think. satan is where it's at. According to the Church of Satan Youth Communiqué, here's how to get down:
Light the candle and set it before you. Place the medallion or picture of the Sigil of Baphomet so that it is visible just above and safely beyond the flame of the candle. Sit up straight, breathe deeply and relax. Clear your mind of all outside thoughts. As you gaze at the flame, say in your mind or out loud, “I am ready, oh Dark Lord. I feel your strength within me and wish to honor you in my life. I am one of the Devil’s Own. Hail Satan!” Open your mind; look within. You may shift your gaze from the flickering flame into the eyes of the goat in the Sigil, and sense your essential self reflected in it. When you feel you’ve reached that primal part of yourself, and that the words you spoke ring with truth, speak the words “So it is done,” with intensity and conviction. Breathe deeply again. As you exhale, blow out the candle.
Get some.
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ReplyDeleteAll Hail the BLACK GOAT!
ReplyDeleteok, how can the Church of Satan be telling the youth to place "the Sigil of Baphomet so that it is visible just above and SAFELY beyond the flame"?
ReplyDeleteSatan does not condone saftey! Death to the false metal!!!
Cute pic but fuck satan. Go pagan (not bunny hugging wiccan) and do what you want without losing your soul... or being a christian. To worship the anti-christ you have to accept the existence of christ.
ReplyDeleteIf you really want to rebel leave the whole decrepit dogma behind. Fuck Satan Fuck Christ and fuck your churches embraces Anarchy and be free!
Bein' Irish is mahch bettah than bein' religionous. It gives me like a million excuses to drink too much beeyah.
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