eating hot dogs is pretty much where its at when it comes to fun. basically means its summer or you're holding on to a little shred of summer. either is totally sweet, obvi. hot dogs just don't give a fuuck. seriously the most carefree, wang-shaped food ever invented. hit up the grocery for a bag of dicks, figure out a way to eat them in a '91 ranger, and you're golden. actually fuck it, you're beyond golden. you're a god damned alchemist.
Now anytime I go to grab a bag of dicks, I'm going to wonder where the bag of dick bags are to go with it. Thanks for ruining this for me.
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