learn how to have fun
10.25.2009
drink with a really long straw
the longer the better, pretty much. bonus tip: make sure whatever you are drinking is fruit flavored and savagely alcoholic. bonus bonus tip: go to the
china inn
in pawtucket, rhode island. bonus bonus bonus tip: hang out with a really small guy.
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Anonymous
October 29, 2009 10:31 AM
Mmmmmm... alchohol through a long straw...mmmmm
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Mmmmmm... alchohol through a long straw...mmmmm
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